Eltham North Area Guide

Norman is an unlikely Lothario. When he tells his career-obsessed wife Ruth that he is going away on business, he is in reality planning an illicit weekend with his sister-in-law Annie. But their plans are ruined by the arrival of Annie's brother Reg and his prudish wife Sarah. Sarah finds out about the "dirty weekend" and calls Ruth to come and put a stop to her husband's philandering, not helped by the arrival of Annie's kind, but slowwitted suitor Tom. Too much alcohol, too much sexual tension and too little food, and you have the perfect recipe for a disastrously hilarious weekend of eating, drinking, and misunderstanding.

On arrival enjoy a complimentary glass of sparkling and late night before exploring our Tudor Gallery and stunning grounds. Joining us for the evening we have our decor company, photographer, cake maker, DJ and much more! Exclusive offers will be able on the open evening available for one night only. Come and view the venue and start planning your wedding day

The story Charles Dickens might have written after drinking too much gin Follow half-orphan Pips extraordinary exploits with sisters Pippa and Poppy and best friend Harry Biscuit, as they attempt to escape the calculating clutches of the dastardly Mr Gently Benevolent, defeat the hideous Hardthrasher siblings, and deflect disaster at every turn!Will evil be vanquished by virtue? Can love triumph over hate? Based on the award-winning BBC Radio 4 series, Bleak Expectations is a hilarious, chaotic caper, featuring dastardly villains, preposterous names, pulse-quickening romances, heart-rending death scenes, and definitely, probably, hopefully a happy ending.

Are you looking to find a local choir to join? The Eltham Rock Choir is led by singer/pianist Michael Fricker. Over the past few years Rock Choir has entered British people's hearts with its unique mix of en-masse singing, fundraising, television appearances, and emphasis on supporting local communities. With performances at prestigious national venues such as 158 metres up the BT tower in London and sporting events such as the 2012 rugby league final at Wembley Stadium which featured 1,500 choir members! - you too can have the opportunity to be a singing star! You've probably heard us singing in and around London, or seen one of our many TV appearances, and never thought you'd have to courage to get up on stage and sing! But the unique teaching methods at the Eltham Rock Choir, along with no need to audition or read music, mean that we are accessible to all. Come along and try us out for FREE at a taster session, and experience singing with your local 'exceptional' Rock Choir for yourself. Here is a quote about our choir - 'I joined Rock Choir after being made redundant and being out of work for a year, so was feeling fairly low. Immediately I was greeted like an old friend and made to feel welcome. Since then I have gone on to meet new friends, have a great time every week and culminating to doing a solo at a local festival. If you'd have said to me a year ago I'd have the confidence to not only sing in front of people, but do a solo, I'd have told you not to be so silly. Rock Choir has become a v important part of my life, for the better.' - Alex (Rock Choir member) Rock Choir is a winner of the Red Ribbon 'Big Heart' Award [https://rockchoir.com/awards-achievements/]. and holds 1 former and 2 current Guinness World Records. The choir is also credited with single handedly starting the contemporary choir movement.

The Andy Smythe Band make a welcome return to the Shrewsbury House community bar for Summer 2025. Friday 13th June Doors 6.30pm Music 8.00pm Tickets £10 (+ booking fee) The Andy Smythe Band are gigging widely on the UK's folk/festival scene. They are gathering a reputation of being one of the hottest live acts in town. The band performs a wide selection of country/folk/rock classics as well as a selection of Andy's strikingly original songs. Theyll be performing as a 4-piece with Andy on guitars/keys/blues harp, Jimmy on violin/electric mandolin Les on bass and Oleg on drums. Songs beyond the scope of most singer/songwriters Time Out Transcends his influences (Buckley, Bowie, Beatles, Dylan) - a voice with much to say Shindig Magazine Voice, band, songs, fiddle - a wonderful warm sound Mike Scott of The Waterboys

Buy top quality second hand baby and children’s clothes, toys, books and equipment at our Award Winning pop up market. At our Mum2mum event you can buy top quality pre-loved baby, children’s (0-6 years), maternity and pregnancy goods and equipment at a fraction of their high street price – all great brands in top condition. Come along & grab a bargain! Need to declutter? Why not sell at a mum2mum market and keep 100% of the proceeds. There is a free parking on site and all the surrounding roads! Free goodie bag for the first 100 buyers! Coffee and cake! Come and enjoy your day while you grab a bargain!