St John's Hill Area Guide
A locals' guide to St John's Hill
Where do St John's Hill locals go?
Why not explore the nearby areas of
clapham junction,
wandsworth common,
battersea,
imperial wharf,
wandsworth,
earlsfield,
balham,
clapham,
fulham,
and chelsea
Did you know?
"Inaccurately named, Clapham Junction Station is in fact in Battersea and is the busiest railway station in the UK."
It's fun to watch the ducks swim across the ponds at Wandsworth Common.
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Rupert Greig
The legendary Clapham Grand has almost become a rite of passage for Claphamites...
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David Law
Clapham Junction is one of south west London's shopping and entertainment destinations.
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David Law
Explore St John's Hill
What locals say about St John's Hill
Activities near St John's Hill
Life Finds A Slay
weds 18 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Introducing the next evolution in cabaret... Journey with us to the tropical jungles of Isla Clapham, where science and drag have combined to bring the age of dinosaurs roaring back to life. Celebrating the legendary JURASSIC PARK franchise, our t-rexellent pack of cabaret titans will have you screaming in terror, wonder, and delight. Sequins! Scales! Fangs! Fabulousness! Camp! Cretaceous! Puff up your frills, polish your claws, and prepare to shake a tail-feather at this ptruly pterrific variety night with a LOT of bite. See you at the grand opening! Now we just need to get those electric fences fixed... Dr. J Hammond CEO, InGen\[derqueer\] Corp. (Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your trackers on @carrotdrag & @reece\_connolly\_ on Insta / @connolly\_reece on Bluesky & Twitter) DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with any official brands Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on info@claphamgrand.com detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ eventRead more
Neon Naked Strip Karaoke at The Four Thieves in Clapham
Step into a neon wonderland at The Four Thieves with Neon Naked Strip Karaoke! This one-of-a-kind experience combines the thrill of karaoke with the vibrant glow of UV lights and the playful fun of an optional strip challenge. Whether you're there to sing your heart out, strut your stuff, or simply soak in the atmosphere, this event promises a night full of bold and unforgettable moments. Perfect for groups, hen parties, and anyone looking to light up their weekend, it's the ultimate glowing night out. With prizes, face painting, and food and drinks available, Neon Naked Strip Karaoke is an event you won't want to miss!Read more
Stand Up For Refugees With Refugee Action
Thursday 19 June / doors 6.30pm / show 7.30pm Stand Up for Refugees with Refugee Action brings you laughs with top comedians Jen Brister, Ali Woods, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Olga Koch, Milo Edwards, Esther Manito, Mark Watson, Sikisa, Rajiv Karia and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. This is not just a night out-it's a chance to be part of something bigger. It’s all happening during Refugee Week, when communities across the UK will celebrate the contributions of refugees. By attending Stand Up for Refugees, you’ll be rejecting the hostility that refugees face in the UK, and celebrating the power of community and laughter. Every penny raised from this event will support Refugee Action’s work in welcoming refugees, campaigning for their rights, and offering support and advice to people who have had to flee their homes. ★★Important information:★★ For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on info@claphamgrand.com detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ eventRead more
Live At The Clapham Grand With Lucy Beaumont & More
Thursday 26 June / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns in June with headliner Lucy Beaumont, the BAFTA-nominated star of Taskmaster, Meet The Richardsons, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Would I Lie To You, Live At The Apollo, and more! She’ll be joined by fellow Taskmaster star John Kearns, Chloe Petts (Have I Got News For You), Huge Davies (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown), and the “Excellent” (Joe Lycett) Ben Pope. Important information: For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on info@claphamgrand.com detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question. Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ eventRead more
Elle McNicoll
Suitable for Years 5 & 6 The Waterstones and Blue Peter Prize Book Award winner neurodivergent author and screenwriter Elle McNicoll discusses her groundbreaking novels, including A Kind of Spark, now a smash hit CBBC series. www.ellemcnicoll.com [https://ellemcnicoll.com/] Duration:One hour Booklist:A Kind Of Spark Show Us Who You Are Like A Charm Like A Curse Keedie Part of the London Primary Schools Programme. For more information go towww.barneskidslitfest.org/schools [http://www.barneskidslitfest.org/schools]Read more
Sophie Duker & Rob Copland Are Objectively Funny
Two of comedy's most exciting voices present brand new shows before they take them out on tour, and all in an intimate room above a lovely pub in Wandsworth town. Starring Taskmaster and Live at the Apollo icon SOPHIE DUKER ("truly one of the best comedians around at the moment,” Diva Magazine), alongside the winner of the Panel Prize at the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Awards, ROB COPLAND ("glorious" - five stars, Chortle). Catch them before they go and play the Palladium or something, for just a fraction of the price. Presented by Objectively Funny, “the art form’s cutting edge” (Guardian). Presented by Objectively Funny. This is an 18+ eventRead more
Beefmince Big Ball May Bank Holiday
BEEFMINCE is back and it’s getting its balls out for another Bank Holiday bash on Sunday 25 May at the Clapham Grand. Yes, Sunday! Monday is a bank holiday so you can mince with the bears until the early hours, guilt free! BEEFMINCE BIG BALL is serving you: \- The UK's BIGGEST Bear Ball \- BEEFMINCE DJs SILVERHOOK & CACTUSHEAD \- Special guest DJ TBA SOON! \- GO-GO Dancing Bears \- Gear Stalls \- and more to be announced. Bank Holiday Sunday 25 May 2025. Doors Open 9pm. Last entry 1am. 3am close. More details at beefmince.com Tickets include a £1 Clapham Grand restoration fee which goes towards the invaluable upkeep of this iconic London landmark. Presented by BEEFMINCE. This is an 18+ event.Read more
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