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"You got yourself three wishes, amigo." When mild mannered office worker, Leonard, accidentally summons Matthew McConaughey as his genie, he is forced to confront not only his attitudes towards women but his very identity. A new satirical comedy about masculinity, persona vs authenticity and a certain movie star from Texas. WARNING: Alright, Alright, Alright contains coarse language and very average impersonations. All characters and events in this play - especially those based on real people - are entirely fictional.

The uk's biggest food festival dedicated to caribbean food returns bigger and better for another amazing family day of food, drink, cooking demonstrations, shopping and music. Free entry for under 14s This will be an unforgettable outdoor experience where you can purchase delicious cuisines from different islands of the caribbean. Bring your blankets and foldable chairs, spend the day with us, dance to reggae, the music of motown, r&b classics, 80s, 90s and drink lots of rum punch. Try as many different cuisines as you can handle. This event will feature some of the uk's best restaurants and street food traders, representing islands all over the caribbean. Over 50 variations of dishes including vegan options will be on sale! Book today as tickets are limited - please note, all tickets purchased are non refundable unless the event is postponed or cancelled. - tickets do not include food, drink or funfair rides, this must be purchased separately. - no food or drink under any circumstances purchased outside of the event is permitted entry in to the venue, except sealed baby food for under 3s - all activities including funfair rides and children activities are subject to weather conaditions, no refunds will be given for the closure of any activities or rides due to predicted adverse weather. - all live performers and activities are subject to change, no refunds will be given for any changes to the advertised entertainment. - this event will follow any government rules and restrictions regarding covid-19 that are in place on the date of the actual event. No refunds will be given for government enforced changes to event entry requirements. - no tickets required for under 14s

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Any dream will do for some, but not for Andrew. His dreams are greater than just being a small village shop worker. Follow him as he meets others on his journey, to become the greatest musical theatre composer in this Andrew Lloyd Webber inspired musical story. Including songs from the Musicals Evita, Joseph and the amazing technicolour dream coat, Phantom of the Opera and more.

He is arguably one of the finest and most respected deejays in the world today whose talents and many years of dedicated service to his profession have now seen him rightfully acknowledged by the highest authority in the land.

GET READY TO ROCK AS THE MITRE PLAYERS PRESENT: ROCK OF AGES ! The Mitre Players are turning up the volume with their electrifying production of Rock of Ages , the smash-hit musical thats nothin but a good time! Set in 1987 on LAs legendary Sunset Strip, Rock of Ages tells the story of a small-town girl, a city boy, and their big dreams of making it in Hollywood. But when developers threaten to tear down the Strip, its up to a band of dreamers and a whole lot of rock n roll to save the day. Packed with over 25 legendary 80s anthems, this high-energy show will have you singing along from curtain up to final bow. Featuring hits like: We Built This City Wanted Dead or Alive The Final Countdown Here I Go Again I Wanna Know What Love Is Heat of the Moment Cant Fight This Feeling and, of course, the ultimate power anthem Dont Stop Believin . With big hair, bigger guitar solos, and a whole lot of heart, Rock of Ages is the feel-good musical you didnt know you needed. Whether you grew up with these tunes or just love a good time, this show promises an unforgettable night out. Book now and join the party!