Thornton Heath Area Guide

We are all guilty of being stuck in the world of tech. Whatsapp, iPad, phones, games, Xbox, PlayStation, Netflix etc. We are glued to our screens, and have no need to use our own minds to create entertainment as it is laid out on a plate for us. However, children's imaginations are the most magical of all and what a travesty that it gets taken over by a digital screen. Presented by BRIT Kids Croydon All ages

Cro Cro Land returns in 2025 for another fierce celebration of alternative music. 40 bands over 2 days in South London. Line-up includes: Billy Nomates, Big Joanie, Goat Girl, Benefits, Scrounge, Loose Articles, Grandma's House, Bugeye, Native James, Currls, Dakka Skanks, Berries, Hot Wife, The Priscillas, Miniseries, A Void, Lilith Ai, I, Doris, Shallow Honey, Lucky Number You, Mythora, The Outers, Jemma Freeman & The Cosmic Something, Phwoar, Yuke and Keeley and many more to be announced soon... Cro Cro Land isn't just a music festival, it's a gathering where bands mix with fans and you'll see big names playing in intimate spaces, plus the UK's most talked about new artists. With its eclectic lineup that spans from gritty punk-rock and shoegaze to dreamy indie-pop, Cro Cro Land creates an immersive experience where creativity and diversity take center stage. Past artists include: Mattiel, The Subways, Buzzard Buzzard Buzzard, She Drew The Gun, Blood Red Shoes, Nova Twins, The Lovely Eggs, Bugeye, Berries, Whitelands, LIINES, ARXX and more. We have a range of ticket prices including VIP which gives you access to all areas, food and drink both days, on stage official photo, collectors lanyard and attend sound checks for the bands.

Opera & Ballet International proudly presents an Ellen Kent production with international soloists, highly-praised chorus and full orchestra Winner of The Best Opera Award Liverpool Daily Post Theatre Awards Back by overwhelming public demand, this award winning Opera returns with exquisite sets including a spectacular Japanese garden and fabulous costumes including antique wedding kimonos from Japan. One of the world’s most popular operas, Puccini’s Madama Butterfly tells the heart-breaking story of the beautiful young Japanese girl who falls in love with an American naval lieutenant – with dramatic results. Highlights include the melodic Humming Chorus, the moving aria One Fine Day and the unforgettable Love Duet. Sung in Italian with English surtitles.

South London Theatre welcomes: Good Ship Comedy Founded in Kilburn, migrated to Camden Town and now south of the river in West Norwood, Good Ship Comedy is your friendly neighbourhood comedy club. For the past fifteen years we have featured some of the finest comics from the UK and international festival circuit including Josh Widdicombe, Sara Pascoe, Sindhu Vee, Nish Kumar, Rich Hall, Katherine Ryan and many, many more. All presented by resident compere, Ben Van der Velde. The perfect comedy club host he is a master of audience interaction. The audience werent just warmed up, but pretty hysterical even before the first act of the night hit the stage. Huffington Post Featuring: Ria Lina Fearless, provocative and very funny, Ria Lina is a highly accomplished comedian, writer, actor and one of the hardest working performers in the business. A hugely admired act on the UK comedy circuit, she commands respect from the moment she walks onstage and delivers with natural ease, energy and fierceness. Ria is the only female Filipina comedian in British stand up and headlines at major clubs in the UK and internationally.Ria has a BSc in Experimental Pathology, an MSc in Forensic Science and a PhD in Virology (which is just showing off, frankly) so its not only her comedy that is highly intelligent and no subject is too taboo. Her audacious routines always pack a punch and are brimming with charm and biting wit.Since breaking into the big time a few years ago she has hosted Live at the Apollo, as well as appearing on QI, The Last Leg and Have I Got News for You and is about to embark on her biggest national tour yet ."Engaging, endearing and eye-opening." Time Out "Slickly done theres no denying that the girls got talent." Chortle Plus support from Gbemi Oladipo, Spring Day and MC Ben Van der Velde Running time (estimate): 2 Hours 15 Minutes including two intervals Advisories: Adult themes, recommended ages 14+ Ticket prices: 17 On the door 15Advance 12 Advance SLT Full Member/Supporter (only available until 25th April 2025) PLEASE NOTE: Good Ship Comedy brings the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. Once purchased, tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded, unless a performance is cancelled. Programme and artist details are published in good faith; however, occasionally, for reasons beyond our control, changes may be necessary. All tickets will be offered subject to availability at the time of booking. Good Ship Comedy website [http://www.goodshipcomedy.com]

00s vs 90s Join us for a night of nostalgia, filled with your favourite bangers from the 90’s and 00’s. Expect everything from Hip-Hop, Garage, Jungle, R&B plus all of the classics. Presented by Hootananny Brixton. This is an 18+ event

At the forefront of the UK Afro-Fusion scene K.O.G delivers infectious West African vibes from Ghana via Sheffield, with diverse origins conflating to whip up their signature heady brew of Afro-fusion, High-Life & Funk! "I view MUSIC as a major WEAPON in the BATTLEFIELD for PEACE of MIND in the world” – K.O.G Presented by Hootananny Brixton. This is an 18+ event